Friday, October 12, 2007

Do you wanna be on top? CLICK HERE


Botkin & the Enablers will do ANYTHING to stop this shiz!
We are loving this! And since he has done so much for the Bahamut community (botting, cheating, lying, stalking young woman online and asking for gil..)
We wanna return the favor, so we are gonna help them recruit!
That's right ya'll! Do you have what it takes to be: Bahamuts next TOP BOT!?
If you think you got what it takes, CLICK THE LINK BELOW!
But before you do, you should know they have "requirements". I mean they are THE BEST ya'll!
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What? THE BEST? I know what your thinking, "isn't OrderoftheblueGartr THE VERY VERY BEST?!!?" Not according to Botkin!
A direct quote from Botkin himself:
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"We don't deny botting like BG does. We don't fool others into thinking botting is obsolete."
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There you have it! The train wreck at its best!
Requirements for becoming Bahamuts Next Top Bot or a member of Apkallu Vendetta in general:
  1. Must have a BOT (like, duh people!)
  2. NO JOB, NO LIFE, AND MOST OF ALL, NO FUCKING KIDS!!
  3. Must have at least 2 75 jobs.
  4. Sky, Sea access.
  5. Must be willing to submit to weekly drug tests. (Don't ask..)
  6. Team Player. (This means assisting with shouting "slain" once other HNMLS' wipe for whatever reason.)

Got what it takes? CLICK BELOW!

http://www.apkalluls.com/forums/index.php?board=9.0

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Xoxoxo

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