Just for laughs

We couldn't resist posting this image. Its so fitting!

This is what we imagine, is the look on peoples faces when they have to hear what TOP BOT also known as "THE VERY VERY VERY BEST" has to say about "Nobodies".

Xoxo

P.S NO! That is NOT Skankeru. It's some "reality" T.V star.

/cheer

Quote(s) of the Day

Ending the day with some pretty sweet quotes!

Have a nice night, ya'll!

"That blog is a disgrace to the endgame community. Stop trying to frame me and my LS."
~Botkin

"I don't really care what he says about me. Belkins a Tool and he knows it."
~Sonomaa


We have yet to receive any comments from any members associated with CoVs.
We think its good Botty has somewhat learned to shut up. He's even careful not say anything to humiliate himself and his Enablers any further.

Though we would like to ask.. wtf are you thinking? YOU are "THE endgame community"?

Come on! You would think THE VERY VERY BEST would be just a tad little smarter. We're starting to just completely blame the enablers. I mean they have to be like feeding you random complements like, every 10 seconds your online for you to be this.. Stupid.

We really think this is a good point to make an 'oh so unkind' remark about Someone, who seems to be more dedicated to his Trainwreck LS leader, than his own priorities!

It would go something like this:

"Maybe you should spend less time cleaning up his MESS and more time taking care of....... Your... 'Priorities'."

LOL, sorry, your just such an easy target when you defend this idiot.

We promised, to stop tossing random insults at THE ENABLERS.

Emoness is awesome and we are all for it. But when you have like, 58 comments that need approving, we have decided to automatically reject anyone not using their Final Fantasty XI Alias!

Its Like..

=====WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!=====

==Self-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED!==

==WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! SYSTEM OVERLOAD!==

==WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!==

==Please 'Reject' ALL Emo comments Immediately!==

..Reading all these "anon-emo comments" from you.

Have a good night people, and if you cant play by the rules at least be able to laugh at yourself.

Others will.


Xo

Belkin: "Do you know who your Fuckin with??"

Nobody R-e-a-l-l-y likes trash talking honest, professional, dignified good players.

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Do they? Not at all.

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Though by now I'm sure if you even BOTher to read this blog(which is private BTW, LULZ!!!), send e-threats, or write novels on the BG forums (5 days after this blog was created, conveniently): You should be well aware we love drama.

And we love This HOT MESS Bot mess, Belkin!

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Especially if its honest and the person(s) involved get what they deserve.

Even a trainwreck, frequent harasser, habitual liar and user of third party programs doesn't like "nobodies" blogging about him.

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Its true and its not flattering. But we have no desire to involve "Nobodies" in this HOT MESS. Which is why we decided to ask the people involved beforehand, if we may quote Botkin. We want to keep the focus on the genuine hot messes and & attention whoring idiots.

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I know, I know, poking fun at THE ENABLERS, for being so stupid was alot of fun. In the end however, Belkin is the leader of BOTnTOTS. His actions, choice of words and rather inappropriate behavior in game represents who they are and what they stand for. As long as its told with honesty, we really don't care who it offends. If you ask us, if something isn't true, you shouldn't really give it much attention. But see, hes used to dealing with "nobodies"...

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"Nobodies" like Sonomaa and "Random CoVs" members.

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This really isn't our idea of good drama.. But laughing at the stupid things idiots say and do is always fun, if you have the sense of humor to appreciate Or stomach it.

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"Some douche CoV member asked me to join their LS cause I have a dalmatica. They said I must be really good. I told them 'no I'm in the best endgame LS on the server.'"

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Honey, please.. Your famous. I doubt anyone in any endgame LS, especially an officer of one, doesn't know who THE VERY VERY BEST are. Plus they have their own website, weekly events, steady flow of endgame activity. AND YES even recruitment forums(!!!). Why would someone from CoVs, randomly ask anyone to join their LS based on an examination?? Plus, wouldn't they see your LS name and color when examining you? Unless.. they cant read.. In which case, your right Botkin, they are "douches".

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And isn't this a plus, Sonomaa and BG came up in a conversation we had with Botkin a few weeks ago. As always, he genuinely delivers that all-natural trannyliciousness we've ALL come to know and LOVE!

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He thinks "It's really creepy." how some people "take role playing too far.".

Because when your a "Mithra in game" but "Some fat guy" in real life, who "Got an E-BODY, but comes to HNM as RNG" you don't deserve the respect of THE VERY VERY BEST HNMLS leader.

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Well, go on with your bad self Botty! Strut that trannyliciousness down the Dragon Aery catwalk and back!

Can I have your autograph prz?

Xoxo

P.S the actual LS name is called "ApkalluVendetta" not BOTSnTOTS.

P.S.S LOL!

Update: We gave Botkin a fair chance to comment about the content of this update, prior to it being posted. He has "no comment".

Dear Taskforce,

Lets take a break from laughing for a moment, at the stupid things cheaters say and do. We support a healthy game environment. This is a game & its supposed to be fun. What you do is your choice and you are entitled to a drama free, harassment free, and yes even a bot/stalker free environment.

With that being said, we also support the right to report such issues to Gamemasters (GMs)and the STF(Special task force), if you are to encounter players who think they have the right to disrupt a healthy and safe online environment for you and your companions.

A LS mate sent this to the STF this morning,

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Date Month:Oct. Day:13 World Name: Bahamut Area Name: Dragons Aery

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Character Name Belkin, Everything, Ilysium, Btmtaru, Charlemagne, Clerics, Daugue, Deigo, Drod, Nivean, Fellvengence, Fizzy, Godaime, Guilt, Hypnotiq, Jaril, Khaelyn, Kimberly, Kingking, Lanstarr, Lazzar, Makojr, Malak, Medivac, Monstrocity, Mortis, Neb, Surealistic, Tryon, Viltaru

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Details: There have been multiple occasions where the Apkallu Vendetta HNMLS LEADER 'Belkin' has made no secret of his LS using third party programs. He does so by harassing several people on the Bahamut server and even brags about it in game and on forums. This type of malicious behavior has got to stop for the better of the FFXI community in general, as it is not right for anyone to use any third party program or software to gain greater advantage in the community REGARDLESS of ones status in game or even more importantly in real life. Listed above is the names of players in the HNMLS 'Apkallu Vendetta' who are suspected of using third party programs OR taking part in assisting Belkin with harassing several players on the Bahamut server in an attempt to silence this issue.

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Witnessed third party program usage & the constant monopolization of the Notorious Monsters: Fafnir, Nidhogg

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Though we understand and acknowledge the user agreement and understand camping NMs is not against the user agreement in anyway, we also would like to state, we also acknowledge and understand that, just because one is not winning claims does not mean they are not using third party software in an attempt to do so.

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The Decision to send this report to the special task force is a last resort. as we, the players of Bahamut have grown continuously frustrated with players who think such harassment and useage of third party software will be tolerated in anyway.

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Please also note that the players with the intention to cheat, might have an alternate character logged in via windower or an alternate method within the area, outside or inside the MAIN ALLIANCE, using third party programs. This is a common method used by players who assume if they get caught their main characters will be safe from getting suspended.

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Thank you for your time, at the very least please investigate these players to the best of your abilities. Take care, see you in game! /wave

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No drama to report at the moment. Have a nice day!

P.S this is a private blog and is no WAY affiliated with Square enix!

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Edit: recovered another funny AIM convo we had with BOTKIN.

We have gods atm so we will post it later. Why do stupid people say this type of stuff over AIM/FFXI when clearly they are being questioned???? GOT BRAINS, anyone? But I guess when you are THE BEST it doesn't really matter what you say or do to others because "no will care and no will listen." right?

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xoxo

Theyre not all losers, just a select FEW.

We are all for train wrecks, idiots, drama bombs, and the occasional stalker hot mess.

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But in all seriousness AV has some pretty decent people. Lets talk about the (MAIN) owner of Kingking for example shall we? Following our post about the "slain" comments, (enforced by the notorious idiot, who's main hobbies include bragging about botting, then throwing fits when it becomes public.) someone in AV, obviously just looking out for his friends wants to clear the air a bit!

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"Kingking refuses to say "slain" at HNM camps. He thinks its uncalled for and will not do it."

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Wait.. what? I'm pretty sure I've heard him say "Slain" at a camp a few times.

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"Belkin has the sign in information to Kingkings account because Kingking doesn't play very often anymore, so if you heard Kingking saying "slain" its prolly just Belkin on his account."

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Sheesh BOTKIN, shows how much you respect how others feel, about not wanting to be involved in your attention whoring, immature ranting, shit starting emo drama bombs in Aery.

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Congrats to Kingking on his relic horn!

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P.S "Loan me 15M to finish my relic, i promise I'll pay you back." sends a really bad message about you BOTKIN. We don't expect you to admit you requested a 15m loan from a LOLJOKERSLS member, if we thought you would tell the truth, this blog would have no purpose! Duh!

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xoxo

Do you wanna be on top? CLICK HERE

Botkin & the Enablers will do ANYTHING to stop this shiz!

We are loving this! And since he has done so much for the Bahamut community (botting, cheating, lying, stalking young woman online and asking for gil..)

We wanna return the favor, so we are gonna help them recruit!

That's right ya'll! Do you have what it takes to be: Bahamuts next TOP BOT!?

If you think you got what it takes, CLICK THE LINK BELOW!

But before you do, you should know they have "requirements". I mean they are THE BEST ya'll!

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What? THE BEST? I know what your thinking, "isn't OrderoftheblueGartr THE VERY VERY BEST?!!?" Not according to Botkin!

A direct quote from Botkin himself:

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"We don't deny botting like BG does. We don't fool others into thinking botting is obsolete."

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There you have it! The train wreck at its best!

Requirements for becoming Bahamuts Next Top Bot or a member of Apkallu Vendetta in general:

1. Must have a BOT (like, duh people!)
2. NO JOB, NO LIFE, AND MOST OF ALL, NO FUCKING KIDS!!
3. Must have at least 2 75 jobs.
4. Sky, Sea access.
5. Must be willing to submit to weekly drug tests. (Don't ask..)
6. Team Player. (This means assisting with shouting "slain" once other HNMLS' wipe for whatever reason.)

Got what it takes? CLICK BELOW!

http://www.apkalluls.com/forums/index.php?board=9.0

(Must register to post App!)

Xoxoxo

Ilysium: "DO ME!"

We all love attention whores!

But can you handle an attention whoring e-thugging train wreck, who's best friends are stalkers, cheaters, sexually confused trannies & (UN)fit parents who spend more time in FFXI than taking care their own kids??

WE think you can!

Which is why we want to introduce you to: Nuubsium

This Nuubcakes convinced his LS is like the MAFIA, ya'll!

"Threatening bodily harm" to random people in game for talking about/of BOTKIN(HOT MESS!) can put YOUR LIFE at risk, ya'll!

So to all you people out there who are loving this as much as we are, remember, don't talk about BOTKIN or consider calling child protective services!

Its dangerous, ya'll!

Its Britney, bitch!

xoxoxo

For the easily offended.. by the facts.

THIS IS NOT FOR YOU! Please click the button "Next blog" at the very top right hand corner of your web page if,

You are EASILY offended by the truth or don't have a sense of a humor.
This blog doesn't recognize people who have no respect or common courtesy for others as anything more but something to /poke fun at and /laugh at for thinking they are in anyway shape or form respected for acting in an offensive manner. We stand by the posts in BOLDED BLACK LETTERS 100% because it is honest.

Offensive to the person and his/or her companions, debateable. But honest nonetheless. Below you will find the definition of the word(s) "Fact", "Honest" & "Truth". Because we all know people have their own "definitions" of those words!


Fact: something that actually exists; reality; truth
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Honesty:
1. the quality or fact of being honest; uprightness and fairness.
2. truthfulness, sincerity, or frankness.
3. freedom from deceit or fraud.
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Truth
1. the true or actual state of a matter:
2. conformity with fact or reality; verity: the truth of a statement.
3. a verified or indisputable fact, proposition, principle,
4. the state or character of being true.
5. actuality or actual existence.
6. an obvious or accepted fact; truism; platitude.
7. honesty; integrity; truthfulness.
8. (often initial capital letter) ideal or fundamental reality apart from and transcending perceived experience: the basic truths of life.
9. agreement with a standard or original.
10. accuracy, as of position or adjustment.


We were only looking out for the well fair of your kid Drod! Sheesh, maybe we were wrong. Mommy and daddy need a vaca! Fuck the kid and the game! Go on a cruise and get laid.

Dates on FF aren't really romantic ya know!
Go out BOTKIN STYLE, YEAH BABYYYY!
Fuck your job, your life, all your responsibilities AND your family!

Spend every waking moment up, cheating and harassing people in a digital world then lying about it to the only people you have to answer too!

NOW THATS HOT!

Learn it!
Live it!
LOVE IT!

xoxo

LOVE.IT

We love the fact some of Botkin's "friends" think he diserves to be laughed at. Though we wouldnt use the label "immature" as the reason.

Heres a rather funny conversation that took place over AIM. LOL, LOVE IT!

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Stopandblush (3:19:41 PM): Your biggest problem is not knowing when to shut up. Your just emo cause you got called out in front of everyone at khim. You were talkin trash, wipe your eyes and cry me a river
Stopandblush (3:20:35 PM): Fuck off or im going to tell ppl how you begged a Jokers member to help fund ur relic, does your ls even know you asked me? w
Stopandblush (3:20:54 PM): hahaha
BELKINATOR14 (3:22:13 PM): ? who gives a fuck what you do?
Stopandblush (3:23:17 PM): Get off my radar
Stopandblush (3:23:31 PM): Ur so pathetic, and lie to your own LS lollol and your the freakin leader. SLAIN!
BELKINATOR14 (3:24:58 PM): Idc, no one will believe you. all I have to do is ignore you and its K! dont have to lie about anything.
BELKINATOR14 (3:27:11 PM): anything else you gotta say?
Stopandblush (3:28:18 PM): not rlly, was just saving this convo, and laughing at how stupid you are. im not out to make you look bad. you do that very well yourself. But I will sooner mpk you than let you lie about me anymore. I kinda feel sorry for you... All this over something so stupid. but im not gnna apologize to you. Just leave me alone, stop lying about me to ppl in av and let it go. You STARTED THIS lol.
BELKINATOR14 (3:29:26 PM): you can say whatever you want and say "belkin told me" and no one will give a shit cause im leader of the best HNMLS on bahamut. esp my ls lol
Stopandblush (3:30:04 PM): this isnt about your ls, this is about you and me. please just stop lying and leave me the fuck alone. wtf are you? 12? And im sure no one would appreciate you lying about me or anyone, esp to ppl in your ls. I mean why? Got sumn to hide? o gr8 ldr? LEAVE ME ALONE
BELKINATOR14 (3:30:49 PM): my ls wont care, no one will cause your a nobody.
BELKINATOR14 signed off at 3:30:53 PM.
belkinator14 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
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two Dumbasses! But least one knows how to use "save IM convo".
This HOT MESS needs, NEEDS, to stop embarrassing his LS and his family
with his Train wreck lifestyle and exploiting his immaturity with no respect for others online.

But ya know, every ones totally loving this Shiz!

If only Botkin loved Skankeru's ass as much as he loves staring into another guys ass as he does on the private forums, we would have have one hellofahot babyBOT on our hands!

Speaking of babies. this doesnt sound like a very good environment for kids. Especially babies. Drod, get off your ass and help nivean raise that trannylicious child you got!

lol we kid, we kid!


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Belkin: "HELP MEE!!"

Lets take a break from laughing at Failed/Slained LS leader Botkins fagulous in- game reputation and talk about his Train wreck of a life for a moment!

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Word/Excuse(take your pick) has it, Botkin was recently "fired from his job IRL"!

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Thats Hot!

But its no shock his biggest Enablers, a.k.a "LS members", are making excuses for this HOT MESS.

But at least your a HAWT MESS, Botkin!

xoxoxoxoxo

Belkin: Today's S.F.F.L Inspiration!

There's nothing like a Good Drama bomb to start a Day off!!!

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We hear Good ol' HOT MESS Belkin, was running around "bragging" about how "several" of his LS members "use third-party programs" at "King Camps and KA" mostly, to enhance player abilities, then "downplayed supporting their usage" as well as "having any part in it"! And said all of this in... *DRUMROLL* ..a (Saved) convo over AIM messenger... (DUMB ASS!)

Whats More is, rumor has it he "begged" a member of LOLJokers LS to "borrow 15,000,000M" to "help finish Kingkings relic", which in fact, according to the private forums of the LS website, the majority of the LS "voted against" making the relic horn.(wtf? what ls doesn't want relic horn? Ya'll must be some kinda dumb bitches)

And Since Belkin so coincidentally "owns Kingking", he JUST couldn't resist being a greedy fawk and "pimping out his Mule"!

The Source: from an official member of the LS & forums. http://www.apkalluls.com/forums

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Wow, that is so HOT. We are all for This Hot MESS of a Train wreck!

Gotta love those people with Big mouths and little dicks! If only Botkin would hook up with Skankeru and have a baby! God that would be so Hot. Be our lole-couple of the year!

We Love you So much we are dedicating this Post to You, Botkin!

TODAY'S INSPIRATION!

Now first, to even be considered a Nominee, You would need to first fulfill the necessary requirements of being the "Stereotypical Final Fantasy Loser." also known as the S.F.F.L!

Requirements listed below:

1. a Cheater


2. an Idiot


3. a Virgin


4. a Total Loser

WE HERE ON VANADIEL WOULD LIKE TO WISH BOTKIN A CONGRATULATIONS ON HIS NEW TITLE! OUR VERY FIRST S.F.F.L winner! YOU GO GIRL! /Highfive

Your #1! ~.^

Anyone up for Buttsecks or wiping to KV?

LOVE IT!

xoxoxoxoxo

Janeru: Hit and Run

Word on the street is Skankeru is planning a hit and run.

We LOVE this hot mess!!! We dont wanna see her go ; ; ; ; /cry!

At least throw a going away party with Botkin and Slobywand (a.k.a Skanks #1 Enabler!)

It will be so Bottastic!

xoxoxoxo