Ilysium: "DO ME!"

We all love attention whores!

But can you handle an attention whoring e-thugging train wreck, who's best friends are stalkers, cheaters, sexually confused trannies & (UN)fit parents who spend more time in FFXI than taking care their own kids??

WE think you can!

Which is why we want to introduce you to: Nuubsium

This Nuubcakes convinced his LS is like the MAFIA, ya'll!

"Threatening bodily harm" to random people in game for talking about/of BOTKIN(HOT MESS!) can put YOUR LIFE at risk, ya'll!

So to all you people out there who are loving this as much as we are, remember, don't talk about BOTKIN or consider calling child protective services!

Its dangerous, ya'll!

Its Britney, bitch!

xoxoxo

For the easily offended.. by the facts.

THIS IS NOT FOR YOU! Please click the button "Next blog" at the very top right hand corner of your web page if,

You are EASILY offended by the truth or don't have a sense of a humor.
This blog doesn't recognize people who have no respect or common courtesy for others as anything more but something to /poke fun at and /laugh at for thinking they are in anyway shape or form respected for acting in an offensive manner. We stand by the posts in BOLDED BLACK LETTERS 100% because it is honest.

Offensive to the person and his/or her companions, debateable. But honest nonetheless. Below you will find the definition of the word(s) "Fact", "Honest" & "Truth". Because we all know people have their own "definitions" of those words!


Fact: something that actually exists; reality; truth
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Honesty:
1. the quality or fact of being honest; uprightness and fairness.
2. truthfulness, sincerity, or frankness.
3. freedom from deceit or fraud.
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Truth
1. the true or actual state of a matter:
2. conformity with fact or reality; verity: the truth of a statement.
3. a verified or indisputable fact, proposition, principle,
4. the state or character of being true.
5. actuality or actual existence.
6. an obvious or accepted fact; truism; platitude.
7. honesty; integrity; truthfulness.
8. (often initial capital letter) ideal or fundamental reality apart from and transcending perceived experience: the basic truths of life.
9. agreement with a standard or original.
10. accuracy, as of position or adjustment.


We were only looking out for the well fair of your kid Drod! Sheesh, maybe we were wrong. Mommy and daddy need a vaca! Fuck the kid and the game! Go on a cruise and get laid.

Dates on FF aren't really romantic ya know!
Go out BOTKIN STYLE, YEAH BABYYYY!
Fuck your job, your life, all your responsibilities AND your family!

Spend every waking moment up, cheating and harassing people in a digital world then lying about it to the only people you have to answer too!

NOW THATS HOT!

Learn it!
Live it!
LOVE IT!

xoxo

LOVE.IT

We love the fact some of Botkin's "friends" think he diserves to be laughed at. Though we wouldnt use the label "immature" as the reason.

Heres a rather funny conversation that took place over AIM. LOL, LOVE IT!

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Stopandblush (3:19:41 PM): Your biggest problem is not knowing when to shut up. Your just emo cause you got called out in front of everyone at khim. You were talkin trash, wipe your eyes and cry me a river
Stopandblush (3:20:35 PM): Fuck off or im going to tell ppl how you begged a Jokers member to help fund ur relic, does your ls even know you asked me? w
Stopandblush (3:20:54 PM): hahaha
BELKINATOR14 (3:22:13 PM): ? who gives a fuck what you do?
Stopandblush (3:23:17 PM): Get off my radar
Stopandblush (3:23:31 PM): Ur so pathetic, and lie to your own LS lollol and your the freakin leader. SLAIN!
BELKINATOR14 (3:24:58 PM): Idc, no one will believe you. all I have to do is ignore you and its K! dont have to lie about anything.
BELKINATOR14 (3:27:11 PM): anything else you gotta say?
Stopandblush (3:28:18 PM): not rlly, was just saving this convo, and laughing at how stupid you are. im not out to make you look bad. you do that very well yourself. But I will sooner mpk you than let you lie about me anymore. I kinda feel sorry for you... All this over something so stupid. but im not gnna apologize to you. Just leave me alone, stop lying about me to ppl in av and let it go. You STARTED THIS lol.
BELKINATOR14 (3:29:26 PM): you can say whatever you want and say "belkin told me" and no one will give a shit cause im leader of the best HNMLS on bahamut. esp my ls lol
Stopandblush (3:30:04 PM): this isnt about your ls, this is about you and me. please just stop lying and leave me the fuck alone. wtf are you? 12? And im sure no one would appreciate you lying about me or anyone, esp to ppl in your ls. I mean why? Got sumn to hide? o gr8 ldr? LEAVE ME ALONE
BELKINATOR14 (3:30:49 PM): my ls wont care, no one will cause your a nobody.
BELKINATOR14 signed off at 3:30:53 PM.
belkinator14 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
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two Dumbasses! But least one knows how to use "save IM convo".
This HOT MESS needs, NEEDS, to stop embarrassing his LS and his family
with his Train wreck lifestyle and exploiting his immaturity with no respect for others online.

But ya know, every ones totally loving this Shiz!

If only Botkin loved Skankeru's ass as much as he loves staring into another guys ass as he does on the private forums, we would have have one hellofahot babyBOT on our hands!

Speaking of babies. this doesnt sound like a very good environment for kids. Especially babies. Drod, get off your ass and help nivean raise that trannylicious child you got!

lol we kid, we kid!


xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Belkin: "HELP MEE!!"

Lets take a break from laughing at Failed/Slained LS leader Botkins fagulous in- game reputation and talk about his Train wreck of a life for a moment!

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Word/Excuse(take your pick) has it, Botkin was recently "fired from his job IRL"!

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Thats Hot!

But its no shock his biggest Enablers, a.k.a "LS members", are making excuses for this HOT MESS.

But at least your a HAWT MESS, Botkin!

xoxoxoxoxo

Belkin: Today's S.F.F.L Inspiration!

There's nothing like a Good Drama bomb to start a Day off!!!

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We hear Good ol' HOT MESS Belkin, was running around "bragging" about how "several" of his LS members "use third-party programs" at "King Camps and KA" mostly, to enhance player abilities, then "downplayed supporting their usage" as well as "having any part in it"! And said all of this in... *DRUMROLL* ..a (Saved) convo over AIM messenger... (DUMB ASS!)

Whats More is, rumor has it he "begged" a member of LOLJokers LS to "borrow 15,000,000M" to "help finish Kingkings relic", which in fact, according to the private forums of the LS website, the majority of the LS "voted against" making the relic horn.(wtf? what ls doesn't want relic horn? Ya'll must be some kinda dumb bitches)

And Since Belkin so coincidentally "owns Kingking", he JUST couldn't resist being a greedy fawk and "pimping out his Mule"!

The Source: from an official member of the LS & forums. http://www.apkalluls.com/forums

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Wow, that is so HOT. We are all for This Hot MESS of a Train wreck!

Gotta love those people with Big mouths and little dicks! If only Botkin would hook up with Skankeru and have a baby! God that would be so Hot. Be our lole-couple of the year!

We Love you So much we are dedicating this Post to You, Botkin!

TODAY'S INSPIRATION!

Now first, to even be considered a Nominee, You would need to first fulfill the necessary requirements of being the "Stereotypical Final Fantasy Loser." also known as the S.F.F.L!

Requirements listed below:

1. a Cheater


2. an Idiot


3. a Virgin


4. a Total Loser

WE HERE ON VANADIEL WOULD LIKE TO WISH BOTKIN A CONGRATULATIONS ON HIS NEW TITLE! OUR VERY FIRST S.F.F.L winner! YOU GO GIRL! /Highfive

Your #1! ~.^

Anyone up for Buttsecks or wiping to KV?

LOVE IT!

xoxoxoxoxo

Janeru: Hit and Run

Word on the street is Skankeru is planning a hit and run.

We LOVE this hot mess!!! We dont wanna see her go ; ; ; ; /cry!

At least throw a going away party with Botkin and Slobywand (a.k.a Skanks #1 Enabler!)

It will be so Bottastic!

xoxoxoxo